Alright y'all I received this Middle Grade beauty from George Brewington, the author, himself. I originally planned to write this review after my older two kids had a chance to finish it with me, but I ended up reading ahead. (Oops! Only a little sorry lol.) This book is definitely a great read if you have kids that are reading at a fifth grade and higher level. My oldest boy is reading at a third grade level, but loves the challenge the book gives him when he reads his parts out loud. I must give the small warning that there are a few bloody parts in the book, because I know that some kids are sensitive to that. Anyways, let's dive in shall we?
Bailey Buckleby is standing at the register of his father Dougie and his souvenir store when four tenth graders come in wanting to see the monsters his father catches. To get them to leave, Bailey expertly throws Frisbees to each of their foreheads because he knows they are just being bulles. It doesn't phase them as much as Bailey hoped, so he decides to try another way. Bailey pulls a baby monitor out from under the register and shows them what is behind the purple curtain separating the store. One look at the baby monitor, and all four teenagers run out of the store like their being chased.
Next an elderly man with barely any hair on his head comes in wanting to talk about a strange "pest problem". Bailey thinks he may be in the wrong place until the man shows him photos that he has taken. They show a creature with long fingers and toes, and long pointed ears. Bailey uses the intercom to call his dad to the front of the store. Dougie joins Bailey at the register and listens as the man describes a creature that has been stealing all the lightbulbs outside his house. The old man says his name is John Hanson, and he lives at the intersection of Ahab and Blackwater.
Dougie looks at John Hanson's photos and tries to say it's a typical but harmless garden gnome. Dougie suggests that John sets up an electric fence to set boundaries. Bailey asks if it could be a tunneling goblin, but Dougie brushes it off as fascination with Dr. March's Monster book. However after a few moments, Dougie admits that Bailey could be right, and leads into a sales pitch of two options. One option is that John pays $7,000 for them to remove the goblin now. The other is for John to end up paying more for the remove of two monsters since a regular guard dog will not do the trick. John agrees to the first option and Dougie promises to catch it that night.
While Dougie preps the dynamite they may need for the night's trap, Candycane Boom comes into the store. Candycane is a loan shark who uses his vicious faery named Bill Collector. Candycane got his name because when he goes to collect from people he gives them the option of paying up the money or giving something in place of it, or holding a candycane so Bill knew where to attack. Faeries are sugar addicted deadly creatures. Candycane is there because he wants to buy a second faery from them to help increase his returns. Dougie happily makes the sale to Candycane, because it's still business. After a while his dad comes across the intercom to tell Bailey to take Henry for a walk.
Bailey locks up the front of the store and heads behind the curtain to Henry's walk in freezer room. Dougie keeps saying that Henry is a Swiss troll, but Bailey has his doubts. Either way they both love the big blue dog like creature that Henry is. Bailey reminds his dad to feed the other monsters, including the harpy they named Abigail who is chirping for food at the sight of Bailey. Bailey feeds Henry a whole raw chicken in ice water before putting on Henry's trench coat, sun, and big glasses to help disguise him. Once Henry has his leash on, he practically drags Bailey down to the beach. While Bailey would normally worry about the people running scared, this beach is filled with people who would rather just pretend they don't see Bailey since he doesn't attack anyone.
While throwing the Frisbee for Henry, Bailey watches as a wind surfer with a head of a dog on top of a human body comes close to Henry. Close enough that he snatches the Frisbee in mid air. Bailey is glad he had an extra Frisbee, because he has to use it to get Henry back to his side. Once Henry's leash is back on, the dog man comes closer. He introduces himself as Axel Pazuzu, and identifies himself as a cynocephaly. Bailey is weary of Axel, and is right to be when Axel talks about buying Henry. Axel says that Henry is not a troll, and wants to buy him for one million dollars. When Bailey refuses, Axel makes threats of physical harm before walking away.
Later that evening while preparing to catch the goblin, Bailey tells his dad about Axel. Dougie tells him not to believe anything that wind demon tells him, and to stay away from him because it was a cynocephaly that killed Bailey's mother. While it is shocking news to Bailey, he quickly refocuses on the job as his dad starts to nail glowsticks and a battery powered nightlight to the trees to lure the goblin to them. It doesn't take long before Bailey is being woken by the goblin trying to tear the nightlight from the tree above him. He tries to wake his dad, but realizes that he will have to throw the weighted net himself. Bailey times it just right and manages to capture the goblin in the net as his dad wakes up. Just as Dougie is duct taping the goblin's hands and feet, Bailey sees that they are not alone. Axel comes out of the woods with his faery and 20 goblins. It quickly becomes a brawl that involves Axel spraying Dougie with Cherry KoolAid to direct the faery to him and a goblin dog pile. Bailey uses his Frisbees to scare Axel away and a battery lantern to get the goblins off Dougie. Dougie is bleeding from his stomach from the faery and from his pinky that the first goblin bit off. They end up capturing a second goblin because she refused to let go of the first. Bailey knows they must hurry back to take care of Dougie's wounds.
Once home Bailey feeds all the monster before sleeping all of Sunday away. He wakes up at 4 a.m. and realizes that he forgot to prepare for his social studies presentation. Despite his dad's warnings, Bailey decides to talk about George Washington using Yetis. His teacher reminds him of a mole person. His presentation is the first and last of the day since it practically starts a riot. His class is practically split between monster believers and non-believers. One of the believers is his best friend and only girl he takes to named Savannah. They are riding home later when they are confronted by the tenth graders again. Savannah scares them off with the sword she has been hiding in a trombone case all day. Bailey has to physically stop her from chasing the bullies after a while.
Bailey listens as Savannah explains that the sword is her family heirloom from the Revolutionary War. Her great-great-great-great grandfather fought along side minotaurs in a group called the Bullhead Brigade. Bailey knew that she believed in monsters, but he is still surprised to hear this information from her. He is even more surprised when she asks to see the back room of his store. Bailey happily takes her, because he has been wanting someone else he can talk to about it all. When they arrive at the store, Bailey has to help his father ring up some customers and clear the store. Once all the customers are gone, Bailey takes Savannah behind the purple curtain while Dougie stays at the register.
Bailey walks Savannah through all the monsters they have. They start with Abigail, who is just as fascinated by Savannah as Savannah is her. Then it's the ones in small fish tanks, and the faery room. The last stop is Henry who is excited to go for a walk and meet a new friend. Bailey tells his dad through the intercom system that they were taking Henry out. Savannah laughs at the disguise they have to put on Henry, but is excited to go with them. When they arrive at the beach, Axel is there with some goblins in scuba gear. Bailey holds tight to Henry's leash while Savannah bravely tells Axel off with Bailey. Axel tells them that Henry is really a baby sea giant whose parents have been looking for him since the destruction of the Golden Gate bridge seven years ago. Axel warns that he hired someone to make an indirect purchase of Henry for him, and that he will not stop. Savannah, Bailey, and Henry rush back to the store to warn Dougie. When they reach the back door, the bullies are standing there waiting. Dougie manages to scare them away with a stick of dynamite, but tells Bailey to get inside to put Henry back and call Savannh's parents. Axel's threat is backed up by Candycane Boom.
What will happen to Henry? Can the Bucklebys protect themselves from Axel and Candycane? What other secrets is Dougie hiding from Bailey?
Like I said, this is a great Middle Grade read! There were a few moments that I was worried it was too much for my seven year old, but I have a good feeling that he will love it even more! I did warn that there were a few bloody parts, and I must admit that they are in better detail then I gave. However, this is a great book if you have a middle school level reader who is looking for something new and exciting. I am super grateful to George Brewington for sending my children a copy in exchange for my honest review! This is a book that I really think will be treasured for a long time in my family. I know that it is about to be back to school season for a lot of us, and that it is going to be remote in a lot of places. I am telling you that this is a great book to incorporate into this next round of homeschooling. Especially if you have a kid who is losing interest in reading! If you want to add this to your family's library, be sure to check out my page: